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    Main » 2011 » March » 24 » Bill Gates
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    Bill Gates
    Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure
    whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society
    enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet
    you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never
    done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"

    Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference between
    the two?"

    God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help
    you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"

    Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters.
    There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the
    water, laughing and fro@@@@ about.

    The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect!

    Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see

    To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy
    white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing
    harps and singing.

    It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for
    only a brief moment and rendered his decision.

    "God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."

    "As you desire," said God.

    Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see
    how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming
    among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by

    "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and

    "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to
    the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"

    "Oh, THAT!" said God.
    "That was the screen saver"....!!!!!!!!!

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